Kinky Shopping In The Vanilla World



I was visiting some friends the other day and on my way home, I noticed that a new tack shop had opened in the neighborhood. I’ve been wanting to get a new crop so I decided to stop and see what they had.

Apparently they’d just opened and had their store all staffed up for an onslaught of customers that hadn’t arrived. It looked like I was the only customer in the store. When I walked in, there were four clerks standing near the door greeting me and eagerly asking if they could help  me.  I told them I just wanted to look around and went off alone in search of the crop aisle.  I spent a little while going through the selection of crops, examining the tips on each, swishing them through the air, and so on.  Then another employee approached me and asked if she could help me and I told her no also.  After a few minutes, I picked the one I wanted and brought it up to checkout area at the front of the store where there were three smiling clerks waiting to ring up my purchase.

“Just the crop today?  Anything else we can help you with? We have a few grand opening sales.”

“No, just the crop. Thanks.”

She rang up the crop and put it in a bag.  She handed me a coupon, telling me it was good for 10% off on riding boots.  I hesitated for just a second but said thanks and took it. Then one of the other clerks at the counter pulled another bag from a pile at the far side of the counter and handed it to me too, telling me it was some complimentary products to try.  The bag was heavy and I looked inside.  A bag of some kind of horse food, a bottle of horse vitamins and ….. well, you get the idea.

A wicked impulse came over me and I just couldn’t stop myself. I looked up, pushed the bag back across the counter and said “Thank you, but I don’t have a horse”.  I  gave them a big smile in return for their startled expressions,  then picked up my crop and walked out.

So is that what they mean by the expression “don’t scare the horses”?

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Some of my favorite calls are my spanking phone sex calls.   I had an especially good spanking call with my slut Phyllis last night.   Phyllis was long overdue for a good ass warming and I watched her on cam so I could make sure she used the paddle as hard as I would have done myself.  It took 80 swats before her ass was red enough to satisfy me.  She was whimpering by then and begging for mercy but when I made her turn around, it was obvious from the bulge in front of her panties, that the pain didn’t interfere with her getting very excited.  So I made the little slut spank herself hard with the paddle while she played with herself with the other hand until she came.

Not sitty too comfortably today, are you, Phyllis?

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Phone Sex Domination Predicaments

Have you missed your Mistress?  Yes, I know you have.  Nearly every day one of you asks when I’m going to post again.  I always do have a lot that I could be writing about, especially some of the wonderfully intense phone sex domination calls I’ve had lately.

Like my call with John, who thought he’d give me a call from his office to say a quick hello before going home for the night but then found himself bent over his desk being violated with a minature novelty baseball bat.

Or my Sissy Crissy, who was so excited about being feminized and dressed up like a girly slut but was then manuevered into some unexpectedly intense humiliation.

And Thomas, who celebrated his birthday with me by — among other things — doing push ups that repeatedly dipped his clothespin-covered cock and balls into a bowl of ice water and then riding a large dildo attached to a sawhorse.

There are a few others who also pushed themselves to the limit to please and entertain me but they’re going to have to tell me if they want themselves to be “outted” on here.

And if you want to hear about my kinky adventures outside of phone sex domination, ask me about the r/t session I did recently teasing, tormenting and punishing a brand new submissive pain slut — a female submissive pain slut.  But you’ll have to call me if you want to know more about that.

But if you do call to hear those details and then find yourself in some expected predicament, you can’t say I didn’t warn you.  🙂

This Phone Sex Mistress Loves Strap On Domination

I had a new caller the other day to my Mistress phone sex line on Niteflirt and after a few minutes of chat, he said that he’d called to see what I’d like to do with him. 

I couldn’t stop myself from chuckling a little.  “You did read my listing, didn’t you? Because if you did, I think you already KNOW what I’d like to do to you.  Do you have a dildo there with you?”

I make no secret of the fact that I love all kinds of anal play and strap on domination play. I love slow sensual strap on seduction scenes.  And I especially like guiding first timers through their first experience with a dildo.  But I also enjoy those aggressive, intense, pin-you-down-and-make-you-take-it sessions that a lot of you sluts need.  Luckily for me, it seems that my strap on domination fetish is shared by many more men than most people would think.  From the calls I get, it sometimes seems to me that at least half the men in America have a dildo and are more than happy to put it where their phone sex Mistress tells them to.

As my new caller did the other night. 😉